Small Batch, Chicago
The Substantial
Baked fresh.
Not manufactured.
Not manufactured.
Browned butter and dark chocolate, made in a real oven by real people.
The difference
No metallic wrapper. No chalky aftertaste. No weird ingredients you have to Google. Just real baked goods that actually keep you full.
~17g
Protein
~3.5g
Fiber
~280
Calories
0
Sugar Alc.
83g per bar (2.93 oz). A real snack, not a nibble.
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Good any time, honestly.
But these are our favorite moments.
Shelf life: 14 days at room temperature, up to 30 days refrigerated, 3 months frozen. A lot of people actually prefer them cold straight from the fridge. Try it.
What's inside
Every ingredient has a reason to be here.
What's not
We read labels so you don't have to.
None of this
Why we chose these
We use allulose instead of erythritol or maltitol. It is a naturally occurring rare sugar with no GI distress and no blood sugar spike. Vegetable glycerin keeps the bar moist without preservatives. Both are intentional choices, not shortcuts.
What people are saying
Collected at markets, DMs, and one very enthusiastic 3-year-old.