Real customer. Real cookie.
“IM IN HEAVEN RIGHT NOW.”
TC
Chicago, IL
Fresh-baked in Chicago
The fresh-baked protein cookie we wanted didn’t exist.
So we started making it ourselves.
Brown butter, dark chocolate, and 17 grams of protein. Fresh-baked in Chicago for the moments when you need a cookie to carry a little more weight.
Freshly baked · Made in Chicago
Fresh-baked in Chicago
Meet the substantial
The Substantial Cookie
Brown Butter & Dark Chocolate
Thick, fresh-baked, and designed to actually satisfy. Brown butter, dark chocolate, 17G of protein, and none of the usual protein-snack theater.
17G
Protein in every cookie
Fresh
Baked in Chicago
Zero
Seed oils or sugar alcohols
A 6-Pack starting at $36.00. Fresh batches. Shipping and taxes calculate at checkout.
Customer proof
The people have spoken
Apparently, making a protein cookie that tastes like a cookie was overdue.
“The best cookie in Chicago. Scrumptious, chewy, delicious, 10/10. Miami approved.”
Gaby
“It's gooey. Not dry like all the rest of protein products. Tastes better than all of those.”
Joe
VARE in the wild
One last thing
A protein cookie should still be a cookie.
Fresh-baked in Chicago. Built to actually satisfy.
Fresh drops, pop-ups, and new flavors first
